Recognizing that your website sucks is easy.

The hard part is figuring out who the f*uck you can trust to get you to where you need to go.

Forrester Research found that 97% of web designers and marketing professionals fail to deliver a positive user experience. HubSpot reported that 72% of businesses receive a failing grade of 59/100 or lower for their websites.

At least you aren't alone, right?

Why should you trust us?

Maybe you shouldn't?

If you feel like you've been ripped off before, then you're probably going to feel your sphincter tightening up about now.

We aren't the right fit for every business, but none of ours has every questioned our willingness and ability to do whatever it takes to get you the results you want, and need.

Getting there isn't always easy, and it's rarely cheap.

We'll challenge you... to think differently about your business and what makes it unique. We'll challenge you to find and deliver more value for your customers. We'll challenge you to be more proactive and less passive when it comes to your marketing, and we'll challenge you to break the f*cking rules when it's appropriate and sometimes even when it's not.

Marketing is a street fight, and if you were hoping you could simply sit on the curb and watch the brawl, then we aren't the firm for you.

We aren't afraid to say no... we aren't hired to be service sluts, and do whatever you ask. We'll push back and expect you to be able to defend the choices you make, and rationalize whatever decisions contribute to your position.

We don't want an adversarial relationship at all, but if you can't convince us of something, then how do you expect to convince a customer?

We expect, and deliver accountability... We owe each other honesty, integrity, and accountability. A true partnership can't survive a challenge if trust and responsibility are absent.

We assume you want to win... we want your business to succeed, but if we're willing to work harder than you to achieve it, then we're going to sit down and have a discussion about the way shit is supposed to work.

If you're still here, you're probably ready to start popping Ativan like Tic-Tacs.

We aren't the safest choice, but we believe that we are the best choice for those who feel they should be getting more from their website and from their digital marketing partner.

We work with exceptional entrepreneurs and ballsy businesses who want a long-term, mutually rewarding relationship. One where risk is acknowledged, embraced and managed. One where your outcomes are maximized, and success is celebrated.

Our attitude and approach might make you uncomfortable, may even cause you to leave without making contact, but you'll remember us long after you've forgotten whoever it is that you're currently working with.

That's what a good brand does, it stands out.

We don't just play, we play to win. 

Some might think we're cocky. Maybe we are. But like Kid Rock says, "It ain't braggin' muthafucker if you can back it up!"

...let us prove it to you, give us a call at 604.782.5433, and we can schedule a sit down and talk about the pain you're experiencing.

If you don't walk away thinking it was a valuable use of your time then we'll donate $50 to a local animal rescue agency so somebody benefits from the experience.

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If you're lucky, we might email you once a month. Our time is generally spent helping clients dominate their respective markets, and causing their competitors to lose sleep while trying to keep up.

The first thing you'll get from us is one of our StreetSmart Guides — Skip, Jump, and a Hop: You can't win the game playing like everyone else.

Buckle up, it's a bumpy road!

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